Unexpected

File under: Unexpected Smells in Manhattan; Pleasant Edition

A Tree Grows in the Financial District…

Unfortunately, it’s not growing any money yet. We’ve all got our fingers crossed though.

Thoughts on a Treadmill

Straight Man, you do not need to scratch and adjust your scrotum at such a high frequency. Seriously. I have one too, it does not require that kind of regular attention. And if you feel like yours does then you might want to talk to a doctor about it. They make creams!

iPhone

I got an iPhone, so I may be posting this way every once in a while. Just testing it out.